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Birthdays come around once a year, and you may make the celebration more enjoyable by using these funny birthday poems.
Celebrating a family member’s or a friend’s birthday is a wonderful occasion, and incorporating some comedy into the celebration may make it much more memorable than it already is.
The goal here is to be very imaginative, and to make fun of the person whose birthday it is, so that these memories can be enjoyed for many years to come.
You may write your own poetry using your imagination and creativity, or you can use the funny birthday poems we’ll offer you.
In any case, the message that you convey emphasizes the closeness that you share in your connection with the individual, as well as your capacity to ensure that all participants have a good time.
Funny happy birthday poems are more than just amusing rhymes. The finest ones are those that make fun of life, love, and everything in between.
Choosing the correct poetry requires striking the right balance between your sense of humor and the birthday boy or girl’s sense of humor. To begin started, check through the examples of funny birthday poems provided below.
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Cute Funny Birthday Poems
On a birthday, everyone could use a good chuckle. As a result, on their special day, it is a fantastic idea to share cute short funny birthday poems with them. You are aware of the wit and humor that the birthday person is accustomed to, so select your poetry thoughtfully.
1. Beauty And The Botox
by Kevin Nishmas
Happy birthday!
You may look a little older,
Sadly youth doesn’t come cheap,
So skip all those Botox parties,
And just get your beauty sleep.
Be glad you’re young at heart,
And still look as good as gold,
Too bad you’re not a millionaire,
And can’t put your looks on hold.
2. The Perfect Gift
by Kevin Nishmas
I knew this gift would make you smile,
It’s perfect for your many adventures,
Now you can take a bite out of life,
With a pair of brand-new dentures.
Happy birthday!
3. Kangaroo Birthday Fight
by Martin Dejnicki
Birthday dream last night,
Kangaroo was in my sight,
Charged with all his might,
Unavoidable boxing fight.
Surprised me with his flight,
Reached, enormous height,
Smiled and revealed his bite,
This created all my fright.
Weakened muscles were too tight,
My chances were truly slight,
Internal resistance to incite,
Grasped, conclusion of polite.
Suddenly, to my true delight,
Victory! A birthday gift was in my sight,
Kangaroo began his flight,
To the rescue came the night.
4. Elephant Frown
by Martin Dejnicki
Today is your birthday, don’t pull your hair,
Look in the mirror, nature was fair.
Not a day over twenty,
I’m kidding! you’re plenty.
Don’t mean to burst your bubble,
But stop asking for trouble.
You know what I mean,
When you drink that caffeine.
What should I bring?
Just give me a ring.
Elephant or Clown?
I knew you would frown.
5. Summer
by Martin Dejnicki
Comes around just once each year,
Creates a stunning atmosphere.
A heated party, beginning till end,
The place to be is Disneyland.
Enjoyment and smiles, plentiful and ripe,
Abundant activities, deserving the hype.
Waters edges, they all seem to swarm,
Sandy days, with Sunny and Warm.
Summers birthday, they all wish to join,
She barbeques delicious sirloin.
Do not upset her, she’ll send in the rain,
Random weather cannot explain.
Ageless wonder, since birth we have known,
Temperature rising, statistics have shown.
Share your birthday with Summer our dear,
Through thoughtful actions protect our blue sphere.
6. You’re A Mess
by Denise Rodgers
Happy Birthday!
You’re a mess.
Your house and car?
Complete distress.
Your face? Your smile?
Both somewhat faded.
Your taste? Your style?
A bit outdated.
I’m here to tell you
What’s the score.
(What else are loving best friends for?)
7. Young at Heart
by Martin Dejnicki
Happy birthday young at heart,
So many decades, where to start?
With energy, like that pink bunny,
You make us look lazy, that’s not funny!
Never-ending old school ways,
Filled with stories, to Amaze!
Listening has been lost with age,
You belong on theatre stage.
If you manage to forget,
we’ll remind you, don’t you fret.
Happy birthday young at heart,
Smile with joy, you old fart.
8. Have Some Fun
by Anonymous
Giggle a little and have some fun,
Because it’s your birthday fun,
Dance a little more today,
Coz tomorrow will be a new day,
So, enjoy your day today,
As it’s your birthday,
Wish you a happy birthday!
Short Funny Birthday Poems
Short funny birthday poems often elicit a giggle and a grin from the birthday person, as well as making them feel special. That’s practically all you need to know in order to choose the best hilarious birthday poems. Choose the poem that best expresses your sense of humor and will truly tickle the birthday girl or boy’s funny bone.
1. A Birthday Tribute
by Oliver Wendell Holmes
Who makes another’s grief his own,
“Whose smile lends joy a double cheer;
Where lives the saint, if such be known?
Speak softly, — such an one is here!
2. Perfect Gift
by Martin Dejnicki
Custom made, birthday gift,
Watch your back, as you lift.
Curiosity shall always win,
Random guesses; thick or thin.
Excitement reached, highest peak,
Hoping for a true antique.
You will like it, from the start,
Had to click that shopping cart.
Frantically rip, fancy wrapping tissue,
Mess created, not an issue.
Popping eyeballs; shocking surprise!
Perfect gift, in front of your eyes.
3. Delicious Birthdays
by Denise Rodgers
Birthdays are delicious,
But they come just once a year.
The happy part is chocolate cake.
The tough part is the mirror.
You might be getting wrinkled,
But the best part – this is true,
You may be getting older,
But your friends are older too!
4. For Your Birthday
by Barbara Gorelick
For your birthday I made you a cake,
which took quite a long time to bake,
but to send it your way,
I used a trebuchet,
and now it’s all over the lake.
5. Clutch
by Kevin Nishmas
Happy birthday!
You know you’re getting older,
When you clutch the rail on the stairs,
Just as long as you go up and down,
Nobody really cares.
Funny Birthday Poems for Friends That Rhyme
These funny birthday poems for friends that rhyme are appropriate for people of all ages. Reciting them correctly is also a vital element of delivering these poems, and they will, at the end of the day, make the event joyful and unforgettable.
1. A Belated “Happy Birthday”
by Kevin Nishmas
Happy birthday!
This special birthday wish may be late,
And it may not make you very wise,
But it’s still good enough to send,
Because it won’t strain your tired eyes.
It may not be the best birthday wish,
And it may not even be on time,
But I think it’s better than nothing,
For no other reason than it rhymes.
2. You’re Older Than We
by Julie Hebert
What’s so great about your birthday?
Oh, let me tell you, it’s so wonderfully great.
First of all your turning another year older,
And the rest of us don’t get the discounted rate!
We’re so glad you’re older than we are,
As making fun of your age is such fun.
We do hope you know we’re just kidding,
But man do we love to make pun.
We’re sorry your aging is so humorous,
We’ll all eventually be turning this age too,
But the funny thing is when we get to this age,
We’ll still be younger than you!
Okay enough is enough,
We know when it’s time to settle down.
We just hope you realize we’re celebrating,
Our birthday friend who is the talk of the town!
3. Careless Birthday
by Martin Dejnicki
I have known you quite a while,
When you talk, you make me smile.
A special friend, I will probably keep,
If you buy me, a cool jeep.
It’s your birthday, I nearly forgot,
Searched online, bought you squat.
Hope you don’t turn all bitter,
Since you’ve never been a quitter.
I nearly quit, writing this verse,
Mind is blank, it’s a curse.
Soon, your party will be here,
If I wake up, I’ll surely appear.
4. Once A Year
by Kate Summers
Birthdays only come once a year
But you are a friend all the year
So don’t let getting older get you down
Continue to act like a clown.
Friends like you make me smile
Friends like you never go out of style
Even though you are getting old
You are still worth your weight in gold.
So Happy Birthday, my dear friend
Forget your age and just pretend
That youth is still with you on this day
Just wish those high numbers away!
5. Over The Hill?
by Catherine Pulsifer
The years have been good to you my friend
But your age keeps climbing and seems to never end
When did you become so old
Tales we will tell will soon unfold.
We will celebrate your special day
We will talk of old days and the ways
In which we laughed and shared
Those were the days we have no cares.
But my friend I must say
It seems to me you’re going a bit gray.
Are you truly going over the hill
Is it like they say a thrill?
But let me say no matter what
You, my friend, are as cute as a duck.
We still love you, no matter the age
In our minds, we will always be teenage!
6. Your Age
by Catherine Pulsifer
Wow, just look at your age
Proof that our friendship can pass
Many years and many a stage
A friendship that continues to last
Birthdays seem to come too fast
I sure don’t feel as old as you
When I look at your age I am aghast
You’re getting older that is so true
Don’t let the wrinkles or gray hair
Get you down
Don’t give age a second care
Keep on smilin’, no big frowns!
Funny Birthday Poems for Sister
Read on if you’re seeking for funny birthday poems for sister, especially ones that are a little edgy. Please use caution while using edgy humor. Only share these poems with your sister if she has a great sense of humor.
1. Can’t Remember
by Martin Dejnicki
I wish you something, just can’t remember,
Don’t be upset, you’re my family member.
It was clearly, on my mind,
With so many thoughts, it’s hard to find.
Maybe it’s simply not that essential,
Please lose that frown, you have so much potential.
On second thought, it might be coming back to me,
Now I know, why those brain pills were free.
Visions appear of colorful balloons,
In the background, I hear those fine tunes.
Near the end of the dream, I can taste a delicious cake,
It must be your birthday, as I awake.
2. Happy Birthday, Sister
by Anushka Sharma
Once a year we celebrate
with stupid hats and plastic plates
the fact that you were able to make
another trip around the state.
So, let’s eat to your charming health
and hope that you do not forget us
In the chance of finding place and wealth.
Happy Birthday,
now you’re 19 years old.
Happy Birthday,
your life still isn’t over.
Happy Birthday,
you do not accomplish much,
but you did not trouble me today.
I guess that is good enough.
3. So What
by Kevin Nishmas
Happy birthday!
So what if you’re a little bit older,
So what if you ache from head to toe,
So what if your ears are full of hair,
So what if you got no get up and go.
So what if you have laugh lines,
So what if you have arms of Jello,
So what if you suddenly feel decrepit,
Your decrepitude started long ago!
4. If
by Denise Rodgers
If I were the cake for your birthday,
And you were a white plastic spoon,
If I were the wrap on your gift box,
Chances are, our paths would cross soon.
If I was the rich chocolate frosting
That tasted so good on your tongue,
Then chances are good that we’d be very close,
Both feeling quite luscious and young.
But I’m not your favorite icing
Or frosting, or spoon, that is true.
But you are my favorite person
Who’s spending your birthday with you!
5. Birthday Antique
by Martin Dejnicki
You are antique,
We need to tweak,
Start with physique,
Let’s make you a geek,
Or just join a clique,
And become sleek,
What do you seek?
A birthday creek,
With sublime mystique,
Surely unique,
I shouldn’t speak,
Quite often critique,
Courageous or meek,
Today is your peak,
Enjoy the week,
And stick out your cheek!
Funny Birthday Poems for Son
Birthdays are often accompanied with joyous celebrations. There are several ways to compliment your son on his birthday. However, some years necessitate a slight deviation from the norm. If you have looking for the perfect words to wish your son on his birthday, here are some funny birthday poems for son you may use.
1. Rock Star
by Kevin Nishmas
Happy birthday!
You think you’re a rock star,
Singing songs forever sung,
You move like Mick Jagger,
But sound like William Hung.
You want to be famous,
With your name up in lights,
You could end up a star,
One karaoke night.
2. Midnight Pizza
by Kevin Nishmas
Happy birthday!
You’re still a teenager at heart,
Eating in your bed is routine,
Early-bird dinners are not your style,
Midnight pizza is more your scene.
No one has a right to call you old,
You can still pass for middle aged,
All your parts hurt but still work,
With the right nip, tuck and dosage.
3. Childhood Games
by Martin Dejnicki
On your Birthday, let’s play a game,
Your rolling eyes, perceive it as lame.
Remember when, you were a child,
Soiled playground days, exceptionally wild.
Dodgeball and horse,
Required some Force!
Unique jump-rope rhymes,
Oh, those were the times.
During Hide and Seek,
We knew you would peek.
When Simon would say to touch your nose,
He did mislead, and you learned to oppose.
Snakes and Ladders would never end,
Near the finish, always descend.
Spin the Bottle during early teens,
What was the brand of your ripped up jeans?
On your Birthday, let’s play a game,
I promise you, it might be lame.
Cheer up and smile, never grow old,
Act like a kid, youthfully bold.
4. Your Zoo
by Martin Dejnicki
A birthday should always be a joyous occasion,
Family and friends; obvious invasion.
Duplicate gifts, you don’t even like,
If you complain, might get a strike.
One simple day, placed on display,
Carefully observed, for signs of decay.
Dishonest smiles, they don’t mingle in truth,
As if you were the only, losing your youth.
At such a wise age, everything seems so clear,
Excuse to celebrate, they all came for beer.
Deep down inside, you know that they care,
Your Zoo is unique, normal is rare.
5. 21st Birthday
by Anonymous
It’s your 21st birthday
You will have 21 candles on the cake
You must invite your 21 best friends on birthday
You must receive 21 specials gifts as well
Besides the figure of this crazy 21 digits
Do me only a one single favor
Clean my laundry after your birthday party
Funny Birthday Poems for Dad
Sometimes the day of your dad’s birthday calls for a little bit of levity. While serious cards and gifts have their place, cards that make folks chuckle on their special day also have their place. Here are some funny birthday poems for dad that you may opt for.
1. Birthday Wish
by Anonymous
You may have crossed fifty
But mum says you are still nifty
You may have aged a bit
But young, is your spirit
You may have become weaker
But in your mind, you are stronger
Here’s a birthday wish for a dad
Who by heart, is still a teenage lad.
2. Getting Better
by Denise Rodgers
You’re not getting older,
“Just better,”
that’s the verse.
But let’s be kind of honest,
When you age,
You just get worse.
Your neckline sags,
Your eyelids bag,
Your posture gets the bends.
The one thing you can count on
Is the kindness of your friends!
3. Real Father
by Karl Fuchs
I’m blessed to have a real father,
Who displays his love with such easy,
And that’s why I say on your birthday,
I love you more than a mouse loves its cheese!
4. It’s You I Want To Thank
by Kevin Nishmas
Happy birthday, Dad,
It’s you I want to thank,
I’d act more like a grown up,
If you weren’t always my bank.
I will try to be better,
I want be just like you,
Truehearted, loving and loyal,
Someone who makes a mean BBQ.
5. Daddy’s Biggest Fan
by Anonymous
My daddy is the strongest
Not because he can lift the heaviest
But because he is the reason
Why I can have fun
He is the coolest dude
Always happy, never crude
I want to grow up to be the same man
Because I am my daddy’s biggest fan
6. Turning the Big 5-0
by Anonymous
The big 5-0 is finally here,
Yes, you’re turning 50 this year.
50 years of hopes and dreams,
Rainy days, and golden sunbeams,
Turning 50 is not so bad, it seems.
Take a look back on all you’ve achieved so far.
A family that loves you, and thinks you’re a star,
Friends who have proven themselves through the years,
By standing beside you through laughter and tears.
Turning 50 is really quite good, it appears.
Funny Birthday Poems for Mom
A hilarious birthday poem is usually a welcome addition to a greeting card or present. Here you will find a variety of funny birthday poems for mom. It will not only make your mom giggle, but it will also improve the present.
1. Happy Birthday Mom
by Anonymous
I’ll be your waiter this day,
Just don’t order what’s not in stock,
Or else you’ll have to wait till another day.
Happy birthday mom,
You know I’ll go any length,
To get them for you anyway.
2. End of The World
by Anonymous
Happy birthday mom,
I’ll go to the end of the world,
Don’t take that serious though,
The world seems to have no end.
So is your love in my heart,
Without an end.
Happy birthday.
3. Age and Laughter
by Martin Dejnicki
Happy birthday, you’re not getting old,
Stay in the game, it’s not time to fold.
Wrinkles and grey hair, are just a new look,
Countless experiences, you should write in a book.
A birthday is seldom, a serious occasion,
Try not to take it, like the d-day invasion.
Laughter and jokes are within sight,
Stock up on both, all through the night.
4. Age Has Its Privileges
by Sharon Smith
A special birthday party
Imagine being ninety
Guests sang the birthday song
She slept through it all
5. For The Birds
by Catherine Pulsifer
Birthdays are sometimes hard to observe
Many people think they are for the birds.
Well, when I look at your age
I can see why you are at that stage.
Where did the years go
Another birthday, oh no
It only seemed like yesterday
We celebrated your birthday.
Oh who cares about age
Don’t let it discourage
Be happy and just say
It is just another day!
Funny Birthday Poems for Husband
You may use funny birthday poems for husband to wish your husband a happy birthday. Funny birthday rhymes can make you both laugh and have a good time.
1. You Look So Fat You Know
by Anonymous
You look so fat with that shirt
And age is looking on your face
Oh you have also lost that grace
Your birthday is a special time
When you can forget all this a while
And enjoy your day to have some fun
Because you are truly the number one
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
God bless you!
2. Dear Husband
by Anonymous
My dear husband you are going to hit 40
But I am bit sad on your birthday
Yes, I am very happy for you on this day
Yes, I also bought a special gift for you
Yes, I invite all our family friends
Yes, I am fully satisfy from your love
Yes’ I love you too
But, I am sad because I dropped
Your birthday cake and only 40 candles lefts.
3. The Porcelain Lord
by Kevin Nishmas
Happy birthday!
Because it’s your birthday party,
You should pray to the porcelain lord,
So if you decide to drink too much,
The super bowl will be your reward.
4. Around Your Birthday
by Anonymous
Around your birthday our kids cry
Around your birthday cake, fly die
Your hunger views just annoyed
While some kids begged to be enjoyed
Big problems we have include your health
It leads to problems of your wealth
While most of us are greedy for the cake
Too many of us became needy
We complain and cry without a hitch
Because here on Facebook, we only rich.
5. Around Your Birthday
by Anonymous
On your birthday, let me sing a song
To lead the party and change your mood
You are 40’s now but still behaving like 4
You are craving for birthday cake
But wandering in party without any sake
May your birthday fixed in hall of fame
Don’t feel genius because you are still half baked.
Funny Birthday Poems for Adults
Let us now go through some of the hilarious birthday poems for adults. You are free to share these funny happy birthday rhymes for adults with anybody and everyone in your life.
1. No Matter What Friends Are Asserting
by Anonymous
No matter what friends are asserting,
29 (or other relevant age) creeps away without hurting,
Your chances for wealth,
For joy and good health,
Are still yours with a little exerting.
2. Getting Ripe
by Kevin Nishmas
Happy birthday!
Today is your birthday,
And you feel pretty good,
Your body’s still working,
You should really touch wood.
Your hair is just a bit grey,
Your wrinkles few and far between,
You may not look 18 anymore,
Still you get pimples like a teen.
3. Life’s Journey
by Martin Dejnicki
It only happens once each year,
Book the train and pack your gear.
Your destination seems unknown,
As you sit there, all alone.
Something internal, in a rush,
Just like the toilet, we usually flush.
Constantly staring at the clock,
Are you waiting for your flock?
Savour the moment, don’t wait for the end,
Nobody knows, if you may extend.
Journey divided into equal parts,
Today is another, we’ll add to the charts.
Your train has left, from the town of birth,
Hopefully located, on planet earth.
The next stop, might seem the same,
It shall reveal, what you became.
4. Nobody Knows
by Kevin Nishmas
Happy birthday!
I don’t want to burst your bubble,
Yet it’s time to tell you the truth,
You may still have your own teeth,
But you’re getting long in the tooth.
You’ll never win a gold medal,
Your athletic prowess falls short,
You’ll never be on a Wheaties box,
Unless channel surfing’s a sport.
5. Fun Birthday
by Martin Dejnicki
It’s your birthday, there is no cure,
Cakes and candles, you must endure,
Quick and painless, let me assure,
A tiny chance, you will be mature,
With this crowd, usually secure,
Random fun, with results obscure,
Liquids we drink, definitely pure,
Goofy friends, minds we tour,
Hilarious birthday, that’s for sure.
Funny Birthday Poems for a Female Friend
Do you have any female friends that thrive on sarcasm or who have an edgy sense of humor? If you do, I’m sure they’ll appreciate these funny birthday poems for a female friend.
1. It’s Your Day Today
by Anonymous
Happy birthday to you,
You still look the same over the years,
Some sort of makeup you use,
Oh I did not mean to make fun,
Because you always look number one
Stay blessed!
Happy birthday to you
2. The Way You Look
by Anonymous
You cannot do anything about the way you look,
All the aging stories that you cook,
One day your makeup will get exposed,
And, that time I will raise the toast,
Hey don’t crib my friend,
I was just making some fun,
You are always the number one,
Happy birthday to you!
Stay blessed!
3. Be Happy
by Catherine Pulsifer
These days you have more naps
You remind us of our little cat
You nod off when watching TV
We know it is not ’cause you are lazy.
The years are creeping along to fast
Hard to imagine your youth in the past
But who cares about age these days?
Just be happy in every way.
A Happy Birthday we wish for you
You’re getting older that is true
But we love you more each day,
Even if you are going gray!
4. Another Year
by Catherine Pulsifer
Today marks another year
Don’t let age give you fear
Let your smilin’ face show
That you still have that glow.
The stages of life happen so fast
Youth was yesterday but now has past
The mid-life comes along
Life is good, you sing a song
But the years continue to tick on by
You won’t say how old, you just lie
How old are you we say
Not a year older than yesterday?
5. Age Humor
by Kelly Deschler
There was a woman who had a birthday
No age would she ever give away
Everyday she ate bran
Now regular on the can
A strong odor she did display.
Final Thoughts on Funny Birthday Poems
During birthday parties, people may want to recite or write funny birthday wishes poems on a card. These poems brighten the birthday person’s day.
If you’re searching for a one-of-a-kind birthday present for someone significant in your life, try giving the gift of humor and sharing one of these funny birthday poems with them. They are the ideal present for people of all ages, including children and adults.
Some create the poetry themselves, while others have someone else write it with a brief history of the individual provided for information, and yet others discover a generic poem written by someone else.
It doesn’t matter how the poetry is written; what counts is that it be about the birthday person. We’ve included some pretty funny birthday poems for you above, and we hope they’re useful.
To make them more personal, you may change the text or put the person’s name. Funny birthday limericks are a great way to start a birthday party. Hopefully, these birthday poems will make you laugh and grin more throughout your birthday festivities.
